Random Tumblr Themes

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

cybercum:

im not even in a blogging circle im just kind of here

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

image

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."